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wittless-pilgrim: felt like drawing applejack so i did LOVING the side hair things makes her more fun to draw, might draw her more in future fuck it lets face it there are no guarantees with me when i say im going to draw this and that blah also i’ve
acousticlovesong: Remember when I said I was working on another thing? This is the thing and like I always say don’t get crazy I just do it for fun and for other reasons so if you like it that’s really cool if you don’t that’s also cool but maybe
This blog is getting a little text heavy! Can’t say I’ll rectify that, as I love interacting like this (and I have some amaaaazing fantasies sitting in my inbox today), but I have….a few things to post ^^ Also: Waaaaay too many filters,
allonsyforever: razzledazzy: netforce0: descartes-and-thosecartes: sensorydeprivationprincess: turboslime: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also,
furrygirlz: gamingfurry: wolfyfriend: furriesandcocks-yo: Also, a lot of people really like my cock I would lick her clean! ;3 so would I :3 is there a such thing as being TOO sexy..? …wait, what the Hell am I saying?!
gearbt: hello, i’m new to Tumblr, just posting pics of some nsfw to see what people think as well as discuss things. also i wanna say thanks to those who do like my stuff i appreciate it.
ghdos: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast food chicken is made from- things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in stores is made from it. Basically the entire chicken is smashed and pressed
Also another good as fuck thing about Sakura is that when she says ‘SHANNARO!!’ it’s like slang that can either mean ‘DAMNIT!!’ or my favorite ‘FUCK YEAH!!!’ basically she just fucking yells out ‘FUCK YEAH!!’ whenever she punches
Fantastic thing I heard at the gym today that motivated me like 546378291x:These two teenage guys were doing the cycles in front of the leg machine I was about to do and, thinking that I had my music on cuz my headphones were in, said to each other:‘That
I just remembered that people ship Junkrat and Roadhog despite Junkrat being 25 and Roadhog pushing 50, ((I’ve even seen art of Roadhog being aged DOWN to ship him with Junkrat)) and that’s like a super popular ship, and yet people have freaked out
Aww… Thank you ryokodraws for supporting Ratana!Our translation isn’t perfect but we’re trying to do our best. We didn’t expect that it could help with such amazing thing like learning Thai! Best luck with this!I can also say something
I am bad at accepting nice words, and to be honest also like hoarding them like some sort of nondescript dragon. So positivity week is an awkward thing that makes me really happy, and really shy.What I’m trying to say is thank you.Like. Really. I don’t
Thanks to this post it seems like dozens of you have asked, “How do I learn how to cook?” We’d recommend that you ask Google the same question and start there! But we also want to say that it’s not hard to learn how to make basic things. Take
lil-spicypepper: I’m so sleepy n bored, but, like do I go to sleep? watch a film? masturbate? play overwatch? or listen to music ??? I settled for overwatch n music for the moment!
pollovy:“I don’t think you can” An attempt to resolve some things from the past. This is really good art tbh
whispering-coffee:I just feel like saying, being on a plane while desperate is one of the most exciting things for me. Not only are you stuck in the air with very few bathrooms, you also might be trapped behind a few people if you are too shy to ask to
lunatrap: Like i said, one good thing i can say about my body, is that the HRT gave me a little bit of hips and waist, is not much but im happy about it :)also, i need to cut my hair ends, i dont like how they look :(
burlydudebulge: My favorite part of Dark Souls 2, this old warrior, Benhart of Jugo. Love his voice, love his lines. Whenever he sees you again he gets all happy and says things like, “Fate just won’t let us stay apart, will she?” He also laments
captaintoedrag: *please* also sponsored by Tim fucking Hortons this is the most Canadian thing i’ve ever seen Only an american could make fun of saying the word “please” like its a bad thing. Ahahahahaha… and they wonder why everyone
stoppity: askatotalstranger: Can I just say that political lesbianism is really fucking hard? I’m still trying to shake the whole “I also like men” thing and I guess I could just date trans men so that I’m not accidentally submitting to an
turboslime: early-onset-of-night: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the
doctorhorrible: oh no i forgot you actually work with suit fabric lauren nO I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN OH GOD #.i’m just imagining scenarios like the fabric for channing tatum or ellen degeneres or rdj#.only the label says
askspades: People say that life can be things like hard and complicated and unforgiving. I think that maybe those people are right. But I also think that life is full of so so many little things, reasons to be happy, reasons to be grateful, reasons to
neuroatypicalprincess: If you say things like “autistic people are never successful” and you are also a Pokemon fan then you should probably sit down while I tell you the news about the creator of your beloved game series. Yeah, Satoshi Tajiri, creator
crowzley:Christopher Eccleston in Revenger’s Tragedy.
pocketwatchpal: remember when people called steven universe an “adventure time rip-off” “Oh no, a new cartoon! It must be just like that other cartoon I’ve seen!”
The bit where Pearl says “Yes. Good, Steven. There are many ways to say the same thing.” has always been really funny to me and I don’t know why. Its still one of my favorite comedic bits of dialogue, up there with “Hold the phone. Now give
windyangel: I heard people saying if Yuto would’ve just listened to his name right or if these two just settled down and listened to each other, their fight wouldn’t have happened and Yuto wouldn’t have been killed. And I also heard things like
rockafirevevo: does anybody else do this thing where you forget small pleasantries and just make little ambiguous noises instead? like if i hold the door for someone and they thank me, i know i’m supposed to say something, but i don’t immediately
tovezza: waynedrake: i love nicky bc he constantly says stupid profound shit like “everything happens for a reason” “peace be with u” “all things must die” “its destiny” but then hes also like [at booker] “hey brat i bet u 500 quid boss-mom
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
philosalena: kinghispaniola: I hate when people take pics off someone social media and say things like this ! 😡😡 Also what’s your IG asking for a friend 👀 she maaaad thic
kittenofdarkness: I do have a thing for wings, and the pile driver position, and girls cumming on themselves… i just like a lot of stuff… lets just say i like this picture also <3 Pupete
zodiacsociety: Leo reaction to a computer crash
The Difference Between Crumpets and (English) Muffins (also: what do English people call English muffins?)
r-is-rad: oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am I love when people say “i really like that thing you do, you know when you (insert thing)” and you had no idea that is something you do. I also love it when
naughtylilcupcake: BIGGEST. PET. PEEVE. EVER. I absolutely want to punch people when they interrupt a conversation. Also, parents who don’t teach their kids its rude to interrupt…*grinds teeth* Oh, I will absolutely say things like: Oh I’m
rygarsprite: daddylovesmee: Also it’s really funny seeing people say ‘I’ll punch a bee I don’t give a fuck’ or reblog things saying it when they don’t actually know where it came from like do you have time to talk about our lord and saviour
emotionahls: hystericia: school tomorrow makes my anxiety go whoop whoop CAN I just SAY YOUr hair/eyebrows is the coolest thing i have ever seen!!! also your sweater!!! like this photo is relaly really rad i’m like wow
loveisrespect:What is Gaslighting?You’re crazy - that never happened.Are you sure? You tend to have a bad memory. It’s all in your head. Does your significant other say things like this to you a lot? Do you often start questioning what’s really
rivjudephoenix: Modern music disappoints River, and he doesn’t like much of what’s commercially produced. His tastes in books and movies also show that River has one foot in a different age. He sounds a little frustrated by that, and says things
kenyatta: grawly: is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far See also: @CasualFennec: RPing with restaurants is my new favourite thing
theeasyconfidence replied to your post: I found you on godsgirls! i’m so happy for you… you don’t need a southern accent to say that. also, that’s not where the apostrophe, y’all ugh alexx you always correct me and question things that
protip, if you’re anxious about talking on the phone and NEED to make a phone call, I like to type out what I want to say in notepad or whatever and then just read it off during the phone call. makes things easier
“My name is Kiri, I am internationally renowned fruit sampler. Both my parents really liked fruit. My mother owned her own apple tree. Maybe you say, ‘fruit is in my blood’. Also: 'you are what you eat’ so, fruit is my blood.
lilacs-of-elysium: And this is why I have a blog dedicated to her and I not only buy her music because I like it but also because she says things like this that shed light on important subjects and teach people. Could she be more amazing?
also this dope ass motherfucker made this dope ass shit (which is to say a video version of this)I feel like the Sunny title card things apply to everything very well.
also i love how a lot of ppl tagged that katnep with #yeah boi im laughing dghds <33 that’s like legit what nepeta would say and the first thing i thought of
also fun fact ive lost over 100 followers ever since saying i like diversity, since posting more furry art, and since not being into hs anymore
bpdzoldyck: neuroatypicalprincess: If you say things like “autistic people are never successful” and you are also a Pokemon fan then you should probably sit down while I tell you the news about the creator of your beloved game series. Yeah, Satoshi
jen-iii: The Gems just saying/doing things nonchalantly that would otherwise be HORRIFYING to humans is like my favorite thing like, Pearl, after being horribly impaled through by a sword right in front of Steven: ‘Oopsie Daisy! haha weLL-’ Amethyst,
one thing you didn’t know about me: I’m an absolute sucker for sports anime omfglike, I love superheroes and shit a lot and sports anime is basically ‘we can defeat anything thru the power of teamwork and friendship!!’ and I am HERE for that
laughING cause i see comments on the video of that project diva cantarella with luka and miku saying things like “but why isnt there a version of their actual voices anywhere???” there is i was given one [rubs hands evilly]
Man I’m getting kinda tired of people keep saying I’m a good girl and “oh no she’s not the type of girl to do that, she’s way too shy” as though it’s a bad thing. Like you don’t know me, I’ll happily fuck my arse raw to get off and post